Paris Hilton attended a screening of her movie "The Hottie & The Nottie" at the Brenden Theater inside the Palms in Vegas on Sunday, and as you can tell, it was a madhouse, but just another example of how... READ MORE

Even if Lindsay Lohan hadn’t gone naked, these pictures of Paris Hilton Saturday night as a Pussycat Doll at Pure in Vegas would still be boring.  It's Paris Hilton.  We've already seen every inch of her a hundred times. ... READ MORE

According to Box Office Mojo, Paris Hiltons new movie, "the Hottie and the Nottie" made a total of 27,696 dollars during the first three days of its release.  It was released on 111 screens, meaning an unthinkable 250 dollars... READ MORE

The first person Barron Hilton called yesterday after he ended up in jail for DUI and using a fake ID (this genius even gave the cop the fake) was his sister Paris, who was on her way to Vegas.... READ MORE

Last May, Paris Hilton adopted a cat (whom she named Prada) from something called the Kris Kelly Foundation.  This was just about a week before she went to jail for 45 days. At the time, she was told she... READ MORE

I don’t mean to trade in rumor and innuendo, but I think Elliot Mintz might be wearing bronzer. (Who?  Good question.  Paris Hiltons PR man/best friend, seen here Saturday night at Hiltons 27th birthday party, seen previously on Tyler.) READ MORE

All you need to know about Paris Hiltons ego is that she dressed like she was marrying a fairy tale prince while others wore jeans and Wonder Womans top for the premier of her new movie, "the Hottie and... READ MORE

Us magazine says that Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert were making out with each other at a bar in New York City Tuesday night. Us says: Paris Hilton and Elisha Vuthbert were "all over each other and making out"... READ MORE

Every year those unfunny bourgeois cunts at Harvard hold the Hasty Pudding Awards and present a Man and Woman of the Year.  Last year it was Ben Stiller and Scarlett Johansson.  And the male writers of the Lampoon get... READ MORE

TMZ has some pretty fantastic footage of Parish Hilton eating it while stepping out of her car last night. Actually the footage sucks but the idea is awesome. She just eats it so completely, like she fell in a... READ MORE