Paris Hilton wants to lay on her back this time for a more purposeful reason than just practicing procreation with an abundance of partners like she always has before in the past. Instead of shooting instructional videos in night... READ MORE

Before the Kardashians and the Jenners and the Hadids there was the one OG celeb prostitute Paris Hilton, and while it’s been nine decades since anyone on the Internet took the time to call her a whore in earnest,... READ MORE

If you ever looked at Kim Kardashian and thought “mmm, that’s so hot, I want it so bad” A) you’re into centaur bestiality and need professional help and B) you’re also in luck, because Paris Hilton is bringing double... READ MORE

Paris Hilton and Britney Spears will go down in history for starting the selfie revolution. What have you personally contributed to society? I bet it’s no where near as great as taking your own self portrait.

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Paris Hilton’s Halloween duds, Mr. Skin’s nudity filled DVD releases, and more!

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If you were waiting to attend Burning Man, the annual late summer gathering of half-naked acid tripping junior marketing executives in the Nevada desert, until they had a landing strip for private planes and helicopters, wait no longer.

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Paris Hilton is underrated. Her powers of resurrection rival that of Jesus Christ himself. And now she's bringing reality TV back from the dead. 

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Paris Hilton is many things, among them, hyper aware that women in numerous Eastern nations and multiple emirates want to be her. Men there want to fuck her too, but they know the price for that is more than... READ MORE

Imagine a steep slide with zero friction and no handrails. At the bottom is full Nick Nolte crazy. Conrad Hilton is flying down the slide halfway to Nolte.

 

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To Paris Hilton's credit, she specifically avoids referring to herself as a feminist, which is the reflex of every single other famous women despite zero credentials. Hilton stops at being happy to be a generic role model for girls.

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