Paris Hilton spent day two in Hawaii yesterday, and did she make sure that every possible instant was documented by the paparazzi, even during her time underwater?  Of course she did.  Why wouldn’t she.  (image source = splash news) READ MORE

Paris Hilton showed up in Hawaii yesterday with her new bf (some doofus from the Hills) and, uh, she does realize this isn’t her own private beach, right?  Because it doesn’t seem that she does if you watch her... READ MORE

Whenever you buy a new car you immediately notice how many other people have that same car.   I assume Paris Hilton is going through the same thing with her pink Bentley, so now she wants to customize it.  Like... READ MORE

One or twice a month Paris Hilton puts on enchanted underwear that makes it appear as if she’s built like a girl, and last night was one of those nights.  It’s not immediately clear why she dressed like Superman,... READ MORE

The front row at a Fashion Week runway show used to be lined with fashion savvy stars like Victoria Beckham, Lenny Kravitz and Madonna.  They were all paid to be there of course, but then the economy went to... READ MORE

Paris Hilton walked the red carpet at the Grammys last night, and holy crap she got skinny.  Not that it matters.  I can't keep track of all the different looks and styles shes had over the years, but they... READ MORE

Paris Hilton has been insisting for years that she's not dumb, and the reason she's has to do it for years is because she's clearly dumb.  While in London to promote her new show "Paris Hilton British Best Friend",... READ MORE

Aww I feel bad.  Paris Hilton is gonna be so embarrassed when she finds out you could see her breasts though her shirt.  She's such a dignified lady, she certainly didn't want to be famous for something like this. ... READ MORE

The reason people think Paris Hilton is a spoiled selfish bitch is because Paris Hilton is a spoiled selfish bitch.  Here, watch, the AP and I will prove it… Word comes to us late on a Sunday night at... READ MORE

In an effort to build an insurmountable lead in the race to publish the most made up, zero-chance-of-it-being-true story of 2009, Life and Style is hinting on their website today that George Clooney is banging Paris Hilton. When Paris... READ MORE