Paris Hilton and her boyfriend who I think is named Greg also walked the red carpet for the ‘Bad Lieutenant’ premiere in Venice, and even though they at least dressed up it still begs the question, “… what?”  What... READ MORE

The timeline for last night seems to be that Paris Hilton broke up with Greg (aka, “Doug”) Reinhardt, then hit some clubs, then about two hours later she went home with international soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo.  She’s nothing if... READ MORE

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 – I think I’m the only one who feels Mission Impossible 3 is completely awesome, until the final ten minutes. Philip Seymour Hoffman is the best actor alive, and Maggie Q is so GD hot I’d... READ MORE

A few weeks I mentioned the great Mark Ebner and his website Hollywood Interrupted after he posted a list of Playmates that also worked as high-end call girls.  Victoria Silvstedt was the big name on the list, making up... READ MORE

Still no definitive answer as to whether Eminem knew Sacha Barron Cohen was going to 69 him on TV last night, but E! now has what is probably the most likely scenario… (Eminem) was aware that Brüno would be... READ MORE

Paris Hilton is in Cannes this week, and it’s important to remember that Cannes is the worlds most prestigious film festival, but also a town that’s open to the public.  The US is on friendly terms with France, so... READ MORE

In hindsight it was foolish to think that Paris Hilton had outgrown running around town with no underwear on, especially in outfits and circumstances where she might expose that diseased womb of hers.  It’s not just unpleasant to see... READ MORE

Hugh Hefner must be some kind of daredevil because his health is failing him these days and yet he actually touched that jenga of disease in the bunny ears at her Easter party on Sunday.  That's got disaster written... READ MORE

BOX OFFICE – “Knowing” beat “I Love You Man” and “Duplicity” to open at number one this weekend.  They made 24.8, 18 and 14.4 million.  It’s thought “Love” was hurt by the NCAA basketball tournament, because they share a... READ MORE

It looks like outakes to an ad for discount rum, but no, it’s just Paris Hilton begging for attention as always.  And now she’s dating some other attention whore.  Someone better paint his penis with that white water sealant... READ MORE