Two weeks ago Paris Hilton was topless on a yacht in Italy (4 new pics start here), and last night she was at a party in West Hollywood for the launch of her perfume Tease, and somehow between then... READ MORE

The Sun has this picture of Paris Hilton draining a bottle of Cristal while on a raft in the ocean, instead of on a raft in the jaws of evolutions perfect killing machine, which is what would have happened... READ MORE

Paris and Nicky Hilton were in St. Tropez this weekend, acting like whores at some club filled with guineas and euro-trash. Paris had to be carried out by the time she was done, but while building up to that... READ MORE

Mostly these are bikini pictures of Paris Hilton on a yacht in Sardinia, Italy, and then at the end there’s a few more topless pictures of her from some German newspaper (here are the ones from Monday). She actually... READ MORE

It might be stupid that marijuana is illegal in most countries, but it is, so you have to be smart if you want to carry some when you travel. Needless to say Paris Hilton is dumb as a rock,... READ MORE

Think of the scariest possible thing that could ever happen to a spoiled little brat like Paris Hilton. Now double it. Now double that. Now read this AP report about her getting locked up abroad for possession of marijuana…... READ MORE

Whenever Paris Hilton tries to look sexy, the result is always terrible. Her hair always seems like someone looking the other way did it while they rode around on a horse. But then she’ll walk around like this and... READ MORE

It’s been a long time since Paris Hilton pictures were a subject on Tyler, and they say absence makes the heart grow fonder, soo… Okay apparently it hasn’t been long enough yet because I still hate her. Even in... READ MORE

Paris Hilton is just one of many who are doing cameos in a new movie starring Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Samuel L. Jackson, Eva Mendes, Michael Keaton and Dwayne Johnson, and in fact she had just one day of... READ MORE

Paris Hilton was in Milan, Italy last night, and during an event at a “gay friendly” club, she initially refused to hold a sign that read, “Stop Homophobia”. Later she said it was a misunderstanding. I was so impressed,... READ MORE