Back in February, Matt Lauer asked Lindsay Lohan if she still goes to bars and parties, and because she wasn’t hooked up to a polygraph, she said “that’s not my thing anymore” and “I’ve become more of a home... READ MORE

Jon Hamm told Elle UK last week that Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are “fucking idiots”, and he did that because Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are fucking idiots. Specifically, he said: “Whether it’s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian... READ MORE

Paris Hilton has a new spoken word techno single about texting, and if it’s possible, it’s even better than that made it sound. Not only will it easily win all the 2013 Grammies, but they should give her all... READ MORE

To be fair, maybe Lindsay Lohan didn’t sneak into last nights Weinstein Company party, because it seems Kim Kardashian and the Hilton sisters were also there. How prestigious! Suffice to say no one should touch anything in that room... READ MORE

The bad news is that Us quotes Paris Hilton as saying: “I’ve earned $1.3 billion since 2005.” The good news is that’s not even remotely true. “I’m involved in my products every step of the way. My fragrances are... READ MORE

Yesterday TMZ reported that Paris Hilton was on “a quest to become most POWERFUL female house musician of all time”, and that she had become so close with Deadmau5, perhaps the biggest DJ on earth right now, that he... READ MORE

On July 21, a judge called Lindsay Lohan into her courtroom because she was ignoring the conditions of her probation (oh, gosh, no way), and what seemed to bother the judge most was that she hadn’t bothered to sign... READ MORE

I can’t imagine why, but Good Morning America did an interview with Paris Hilton, and you’ll be amazed to learn she doesn’t think her time in the spotlight is over, and if you imply otherwise she’ll throw a little... READ MORE

Paris Hilton, who no one likes and who doesn’t actually do anything, is reportedly furious at the Oxygen network, which no one watches, because she “worked her tail off doing promotion” for her new show and then no one... READ MORE

Jim Jefferies has a bit about the 10 commandments where he says that instead of 10 all you really need is one; Try not to be a cunt. Just try. Do your best. It’s good advice in life, and... READ MORE