I could see fathering children with Olivia Wilde. I know exactly how it would go down starting with the eliciting of wallowing pity. People talk about sympathy fucks like they’re somehow unworthy of being called sex. Everybody has an... READ MORE

I can’t tell which is worse. Women who still pretend there’s a public breastfeeding controversy or people like me who drum up fake stories about public breastfeeding controversy as an excuse to show you a baby sucking on Olivia... READ MORE

You wouldn’t think that Olivia Wilde is pregnant just by looking at her, because even though she’s something like 12 months along, she has looked great in almost every situation she’s been spotted in. In fact, it’s almost like... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson was on Good Morning America yesterday to push Weight Watchers by bragging about how much weight she’s lost since having her second child, which is interesting because she looks about as comfortable as a gay couple at... READ MORE

Further proving that she’s possibly the most perfect woman on this planet, Olivia Wilde was out in Los Angeles for lunch yesterday, and you can barely even tell that she’s pregnant. Maybe it’s because of some dark, Satanic secret,... READ MORE

Amy Adams was one of the stars in attendance for the Closing Night Gala presentation of “Her” at the 51st New York Film Festival, and I know this because her tits were there, too. A lot of people are... READ MORE

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Olivia Wilde and a friend were out for a little fun in London last night after the Rush premiere, and as they returned to the hotel, Olivia’s breast was practically hanging out of her jacket. Some people may have... READ MORE

Olivia Wilde is a particularly fetching young lady. I can’t help but feel that if I had a girlfriend who looked like Olivia, I would go out socially far more often. In fact, every night. I’d swing one arm... READ MORE

Nothing sucks more than those moments you’re out together in public with your significant other and you’re still mid-fight. You can’t yell out any of the nasty shit you’re thinking. So, you just sulk. And wonder why your boyfriend... READ MORE