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Boy bands will never go away until we stop rewarding their behavior. It’s perfectly understandable that 12-year old girls need to learn how to diddle themselves over some sexually safe young male fantasy figures. That’s what Lance Bass was... READ MORE

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A crappy car and a hot girl without a top on. That’s all a man really needs to be happy in this life. Maybe the new PlayStation 4 and a Costco sized pack of beef jerky. A crappy car,... READ MORE

I don’t know jack about women’s fashion. But I’m going to say this dress Nina Agdal is wearing is the hit of the season. I don’t need a chubby Kelly Osbourne telling me what works or doesn’t work. I’d... READ MORE

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I feel like we don’t need a thousand different bikini companies. We need maybe two. One to make bikinis and one to step in to make bikinis in case the first one decides it’s going to delve into full-figured... READ MORE

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I’m not sure why a lingerie model would put on a ton of clothes to promote her ass cheeks being painted on the side of a bus, but I object on principle. The whole thing is a marketing campaign... READ MORE