According to sources close to this Danish bikini model, she and Leonardo DiCaprio have grown quite close and are super fond of one another. According to sources close to Leonardo DiCaprio, giggles followed by "What a clueless tard... did... READ MORE

Try to imagine the last sports article you read on Sports Illustrated. Selling half naked chicks is much easier. Trust me. SI's now running the swimsuit models year round in events designed to remind you to keep them somewhere... READ MORE

Leonardo DiCaprio fucks a lot of chicks. That doesn't mean he's not selective. Model. Great body. 20's. Those are a given. There's also a what's on the inside element he takes rather seriously. READ MORE

Leonardo DiCaprio plows through more tier one model trim than any of his industry peers. Completely unashamed. Core training is for suckers. Fucking models half your age while maintaining a beer belly is all seven of the world's highest... READ MORE

Nina Agdal isn't American. But we've allowed her into our nation because we have cocks and balls waiting at the shores for attractive women from overseas to arrive we just assume are easily duped. The West Coast is probably... READ MORE

Nina Agdal went in a skimpy bikini to the annual Mermaid Parade in Coney Island, NY. Usually there aren't chicks as hot as Nina in Coney Island. It's mostly junkies and condoms not used by the junkies but used... READ MORE

As if 5’10” size-zero girls with enough money to afford designer dresses didn’t represent an elite enough class already, now they’re launching an invitation-only app to highlight their exclusivity. Models you jerk off to and the rich male toads they... READ MORE

Former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl, Nina Agdal, posted a video of herself boxing with a trainer in Miami. Boxing is the new spinning which was the new pilates which was the new hip-hop yoga which was the... READ MORE

What’s better than Nina Agdal in a bikini? Nina Agdal in lingerie. I’ll always take lingerie over a bikini. Because psychologically seeing a girl’s undergarments means sex is imminent. If only it was with Nina. (Last Men On Earth)... READ MORE

The idea of a female President hasn’t caught the same tsunami as the first black President. I’m not seeing the me-too bumper stickers like I did in 2008. Even low information voters inherently understand there are more women in... READ MORE