I’m not sure what Nicole Richie does, but since she stopped snorting so much blow with her former ‘school’ friend Paris Hilton, she seems to be much more put together when doing it. I guess you only have so... READ MORE

I have no idea when this happened, but Nicole Richie actually exceeded all expectations yesterday at a hotel pool on South Beach. The girl put on about 15 pounds, and for the first and last time ever, I’m saying... READ MORE

Nicole Richie was in Miami yesterday, in a bikini at her hotels pool, and the bad news is her entire body. It’s every bit as unpleasant and androgynous as you remember it being. The good news is her face.... READ MORE

WILL FERRELL – is the most overpaid star in Hollywood when looking at what he costs to hire compared to what his movies make at the box office. Ewan McGregor, Billy Bob Thornton, Eddie Murphy and Ice Cube round... READ MORE

DAVID LETTERMAN – is denying a report in the Enquirer that his wife has thrown him out of the house as a result of the affairs he admitted to last month. If she does try to kick him out,... READ MORE

The Thursday morning headlines are hosted by this sexy ass German guy who shuffles around in a circle for over 5 minutes to ‘Sunshine’ by alex M.O.R.P.H. At the 3 minute mark, just when you think things are starting... READ MORE

DJ AM was laid to rest yesterday at Hillside Memorial Park in Los Angeles. A small private funeral service was held for close friends and family, with Travis Barker the only celebrity on hand. There was someone I thought... READ MORE

Christina Aguilera gave birth this morning in Los Angeles at around 4am.  It is the first child for her and husband Jordan Bratman, whom she married in November of 2005.  E! news says: The couple announced the birth in... READ MORE

BOO HOO YOU UGLY BITCH – Nicole Richie and Joel Madden wanted to buy a new house in a gated community in SoCal recently but they were denied by the Homeowners Association, who live in a gated community because... READ MORE

Pregnant chicks are creepy, and Nicole Richie is disgusting, so if you thought a pregnant Nicole Richie would look like anything less than some storybook monster, you’re tragically retarded.  Of course being pregnant doesn’t explain why she lurches around... READ MORE