When Heidi Montag got DDD implants a few months ago, people started to notice what a talented young artist she was, and everyone really respected the way she was achieving her goals and making her dreams come true. Dreams... READ MORE

NICOLE KIDMAN – has been replaced in a movie by … Selena Gomez. For the record, Kidman is 42, Gomez is 17. I bet Keith Urban wishes he could do this. (variety) LOST – has run out of time,... READ MORE

I’d rather have the doors lock behind me on a 6-month gay pleasure cruise than in a movie theater showing ‘Nine’. I wouldn’t go see that crap even if the name alluded to the number of blowjobs I would... READ MORE

Tom Cruises’ semen must have some kind of poison in it because Katie Holmes looks like hell and Nicole Kidman has turned into some kind of monster.  The New York Post says… Everyone was talking about Nicole Kidman at... READ MORE

It’s nice to see that the foppish dandies who run GQ over in England are just as snooty and dim witted as the ones over here in the Colonies.  Nicole Kidman usually gives boring interviews because she’s a dullard,... READ MORE

Is Nicole Kidman even American? If not she needs to zip it. Nicole Kidman spoke to the US Congress yesterday to accuse Hollywood of contributing to violence against women by portraying them as sex objects. Kidman was speaking yesterday... READ MORE

I'M VOTING FOR MCCAIN – I'm sure Obama is a smart man, but … the tits.  They’re very big.  I must do what they say. NICOLE KIDMAN IS AN IDIOT – Oscar-winning actress Nicole Kidman said swimming in Australian Outback waterfalls... READ MORE

I know Nicole Kidman is pregnant, and she can't get her botox anymore, but that still doesn't explain … this.  She could maybe look worse if she had snakes for hair and spiders crawling out of her mouth, but... READ MORE

In this video, which many historians are labeling as "The Coolest Fucking Thing I've Ever Saw", Nicole Kidman's bodyguards attacks a paparazzi who was following them as Nicole sits in the car. And I don't mean some half-assed Hollywood... READ MORE

The Daily Mail says today that Nicole Kidman has gotten so much Botox lately that she now looks like a bat.  It quotes a doctor who … wait, what?  A bat? Really?  WTF does that even mean? "Nicole seems... READ MORE