Nicky Hilton.  I was gonna do this elaborate guessing game thing where we make fun of this bony bitch and the answer was Nicky Hilton.  But then I realized what I was doing and stopped.  Because fuck her.  She... READ MORE

Nicky Hilton is still in Hawaii for Christmas, and yesterday she looked a little better than she did the day before, mostly because her bikini no longer looks like a bunched-up diaper.  She actually has a good body for... READ MORE

You probably weren't wondering, but if for some reason you were, Nicky Hilton spent Christmas day on Maui.  Which bugs me to no end.  I know people say she's prettier than Paris but asking if Paris Hilton could get... READ MORE

Shockingly, Nicky Hilton does not feel that her sister Paris should be going to jail on Monday for repeatedly driving with a suspended license after a DUI.  Hilton says:  "I think she should definitely be punished, but going to... READ MORE

The Chicago Tribune says that the development group who planned to finance Nicky Hilton hotels in Chicago and Miami is pulling their money off  the table and walking away.  The group is still involved with both sites and still... READ MORE

A Chicago development group is suing Nicky Hilton for breach of contract, claiming Hilton hasn't kept her end of an April 2006 agreement in regards to a hotel called Nicky O's Chicago, a Nicky Hilton Hotel.  The Chicago hotel... READ MORE

You probably assumed that Paris and Nicky Hilton spent the weekend working on an AIDS quilt or a new translation of "the Odyssey", but instead they acted like spoiled whores.  Oh, I know, I couldn't believe it either.  But... READ MORE

Shockingly, the Nicky O hotel on South Beach that was supposed to open in November and then on New Years Eve and then in February and now won't open it's doors until spring, has had some drama behind the... READ MORE

Nicky Hilton can surround herself with all the naked ass she wants to promote her crappy new hotel, it's still not enough to make the picture sexy.  Jesus and Satan could be in a gun fight in the background... READ MORE