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Nicki Minaj In An Arm Bra And Shit Around The Web

April 19, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Nicki Minaj covers her giant titties with her hands. They keep making the breasts bigger. The hands stay the same.

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Nicki Minaj Snake Tits And Shit Around The Web

April 4, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Nicki Minaj wore a sheer dress with snakes all over it to show off her tits. The snakes symbolize temptation. Her tits symbolize advances in modern plastic surgery sciences. Together, they form the ancient crest of a one night... READ MORE

Nicki Minaj Visor Wear Just Got Tit-Serious

March 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There aren't many places in the world a woman can expose her bare fake tit in public and not create so much as a murmur. Any former GDR discotheque coms to mind. Also, Paris Fashion Week. It's considered rude... READ MORE

Nicki Minaj Tits With Visors And Shit Around The Web

March 3, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Nicki Minaj shows off her giant tits and wears a stupid visor for some reason. Actually, it's how you'd request her to dress if you two were alone back at your place after dinner.

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Nicki Minaj’s Publicists Need Better Metaphors

February 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It was an up and down weekend for Nicki Minaj. She spoiled rumors that her own people planted in the news that she was pregnant by posing in a series of revealing latex albums. In the old days, women... READ MORE

Nicki Minaj Snapchat Hotness And Shit Around The Web

January 7, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Nicki Minaj knows that Snapchat is for scantily clad pictures. She could sing, but, you know. Her ass is more real. READ MORE

Nicki Minaj Is a Beast

May 25, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nicki Minaj has received two nominations for the Teen Choice Awards. Neither of them had to do with wanting to lose your virginity in her ginormous fake ass. Let's just assume girls make up the bulk of the online... READ MORE

Nicki Minaj And Madonna Fashion Forward

May 3, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Met Gala is New York's version of the Oscars, only you don't have to have a job to attend, just a really expensive dress. Until fully audited, consider it a fundraiser for the Metropolitan Museum which needs to... READ MORE

Nicki Minaj and Farrah Abraham Go Lincoln Douglas

January 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nicki Minaj called Teen Mom a #BigCUNT on Twitter because Farrah Abraham spoke rudely to her mom on some MTV reality show where ugly people with lots of makeup dab their eyes with tiny facial wipes. Twitter turns out to be... READ MORE

Cosby Costume Deemed Offensive

November 3, 2015 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nicki Minaj and other responsible party trick or treaters took time away from looking like inflatable human fuck toys to criticize the inflatable raping Bill Cosby costume. If you set aside the feelings of a hundred rape victims for... READ MORE

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