If there's one lesson to be learned in the modern economy that no candidate will ever speak it's, you're on your own. Nobody is going to give you jack shit and all the local legacy jobs are gone. Grandpa... READ MORE

These two chicks sell swimwear online. They visit popular beaches in matching bikinis waiting for cued up hunky boyfriends to run over and kiss them ferociously as men disturbingly do in porn when she still has your cum on... READ MORE

Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley are a couple of hot model friends who like to hang out together in bikinis on a beach. I wouldn’t mind being the meat in a Devin/Natasha bikini titty burger. That’s the next Carl’s... READ MORE

It’s not entirely clear what’s involved in operating your own online bikini store. Walking around Miami in bikinis seems to be one. Quickbooks familiarity and fucking the right people would probably be another. How do you tell your business... READ MORE

I’d guffaw too if my job was to drink punch and hang out at the beach. These two bikini models strut around humid Miami until they work up a good genital sweat. The bikinis are then removed and transferred... READ MORE

No kid in second grade announces they want to grow up to have a nice ass in a thong and make men jerk themselves into some very poor decisions, which is why teachers ought to make that decision for... READ MORE

Men with sick jobs still feel the need to bitch about their work. Like pro ballplayers who whine about stress and travel and sore knees. Fuck you and the twins not your wife blowing you in your Bentley. Women... READ MORE

These two girls have ensconced themselves on the beach in Miami like Jimmy Buffett fans in Key West who realize being a teeth bleaching tech in Milwaukee sucks compared to drinking all day in a thatch covered booze shack... READ MORE

I feel like it was just yesterday we saw Natasha Oakley on the beach in a bikini. It’s quite possible she doesn’t have a day job. Or this is her day job. In which case, good for her. I... READ MORE

The older you get, the easier it is to lament how shit used to be much better. But it’s rarely true. Oh, fuck no, people are becoming famous just for posting photos of their tits and ass in bikinis... READ MORE