Elle Macpherson arrived on set today for “the Beautiful Life”, a new prime time show about models for the CW. Macpherson plays the owner of a modeling agency, and Mischa Barton stars as a superstar model. You read that... READ MORE

Damn.  So it seems Mischa Bartons call to the cops yesterday wasn’t as trivial as it seemed, because now Access Hollywood is reporting that she is being held under a 5150. That is to say she is being held... READ MORE

The LAPD went to Mischa Bartons house yesterday after receiving a non-911 call about a “medical issue”. Calling an ambulance for “medical issues” is for suckers.  Those people can’t mace anyone who stands in their way.   Some reports... READ MORE

The Daily Mail says today that Mischa Barton "showed off a dramatically slimmer silhouette while attending the shows at Paris Fashion Week", and, hubba-hubba, I'm swooning, I'm fanning myself to try and catch my breath.  Shes a real style... READ MORE

The only thing worse than a party where girls don’t kiss is a party where ugly girls do kiss.  And on top of that, they do it halfway.  This is how girls are supposed to kiss, my friends.  Not... READ MORE

For the second day in a row, Mischa Barton attended a London fashion show with her tits hanging out.  And its not like they just bounced out.  This isn’t Pam Anderson we’re talking about.  Why do all her dresses... READ MORE

If you click on the Mischa Barton tag below here, you’ll notice every single post is about her getting drunk or high or flashing her tits or her cellulite.  There’s nothing about her winning awards or teaching black kids... READ MORE

Mischa Barton is upset about some very unflattering pictures that ran in the Daily Mail earlier this week (seen above), showing the back of her legs riddled with cellulite.  The New York Daily News says… "Those photos are doctored,"... READ MORE

Mischa Barton is an actress with talent and poise beyond her 22 years, and has the kind of career most actors can only dream about, according to her IMDb bio that she clearly wrote.  She also has a lumpy... READ MORE

I don’t know what’s sadder, the fact that Mischa Barton is at the point now where she has to stage photoshoots like this, or the fact that she planned this in advance and was still boring as fuck and... READ MORE