There’s a lot of talk these days about the people of Haiti and how we need to help them, but these pictures may blow the lid off that scam. Miranda Kerr is on a Caribbean island just like the... READ MORE

Miranda Kerr is in St Barths to shoot for Victorias Secret this week, and it’s easy to see why she’s such a high paid model. She doesn’t have huge breasts like girls are supposed to, but instead of getting... READ MORE

Oh that’s weird. I saved a picture of Orlando Bloom walking around a yacht with no shirt on as the banner picture but instead my computer posted a picture of Miranda Kerrs ass. My computer must be homophobic. That’s... READ MORE

In the post just beneath this one I said Miranda Kerr and her pictures from the Victorias Secret Fashion Show were kind of boring. Obviously that was before I knew she had pranced around all night letting strangers take... READ MORE

NEW MOON – is already breaking records. The ‘Twilight’ sequel made $26.3M when it opened this morning at 12:01a.m. There were so many fat girls concentrated in so few spots, the mass pulled the moon 10 miles closer to... READ MORE

Miranda Kerr is cute and all, but to be honest I’ve never really understood her appeal.  So she picked a bad weekend to go around Australia modeling bikinis if she wanted to get attention. Especially since last time she... READ MORE

Miranda Kerr was in the Caribbean this weekend to shoot for the Victoria’s Secret catalog, and it may seem hard to believe but this was part of it. It’s a smart new approach. This would be a really good... READ MORE

I was trying to think of some reasons to call Orlando Bloom an asshole because I resent him being at Cannes on a yacht with Victoria’s Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr, but then it dawned on me I’ve never heard... READ MORE

Miranda Kerr did a shoot for Victoria's Secret in St Barts this weekend, and girls who aren’t Victoria's Secret supermodels should take comfort in the fact that even Miranda Kerr has cellulite.  Fat bitch.  Or maybe that’s just a... READ MORE

These are nothing but behind-the-scenes pictures of a Victoria’s Secret photo shoot, but today is boring because everything is wrapped up in election.  In the banner pic we see Miranda Kerr getting made up while Truman Capote makes some... READ MORE