Miley Cyrus wore a thong to help her friend Zoe Kravitz sell records. She’s also helping gay teen runaways because Miley infers she too has dabbled in the lesbian arts, though it’s not clear if this was with lesbian... READ MORE

Sarah Jessica Parker snuck onto the red carpet of the Met Gala screaming, I used to be one of you! Police tranquilized her more than she already was, boxed her, and FedExed her to Estonia where Square Pegs is the... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus posted a series of photos documenting the process of having her armpit hair dyed pink so she’d look cute at the local Planned Parenthood and needle exchange where you can order off both menus. When I ignore... READ MORE

It’s easy to mock Miley Cyrus, it’s tougher to applaud her for being the rare celebrity who shows off her tits and truly does not give a fuck. It’s like Katherine Heigl if Katherine Heigl were way less attractive... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus is beginning to look like that fun younger aunt you hear your parents whispering about needing an intervention. The one who brings over new boyfriends every time she visits and makes out with them on the couch... READ MORE

Prodigious pussy hound Cara Delevingne inserts herself into the arms of rebounding celebrity chicks lighting style quick. She’s got some hidden network of pneumatic tubes built under the earth’s mantle that can deliver her talented fingers anywhere in the... READ MORE

Maxim’s Hottest Girl in the Universe Since the Dawn of Time stopped shaving her pits to signify that she’s ready for a new mate. Canadian geese do the same as do fetish serial killers. Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger... READ MORE

The chick who played Rue, the cute as a button black girl destined to die in a tear jerking scene in the first Hunger Games, created a video criticizing Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, and other whiteys for... READ MORE

Those protestor chicks in Europe flash their tits anytime a woman anywhere in the world is denied an abortion. Here in the U.S., the idle hands celebrities are fighting for the right to bare their nipples. It’s hard to... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus made a huge display of getting her teeth pulled on Instagram because she craves attention yet doesn’t have much first run product. She posted her X-Rays followed by several other dental related photos culminating with posting the... READ MORE