Miley Cyrus takes a lot of shit for being a sexually fluid marmoset with giant teeth that won’t shut the fuck up. But Cyrus understand the fundamentals of her business more than most. She dissects personality versus singer and why... READ MORE

A couple months ago Miley Cyrus announced she was sexually fluid. Which grossed most people out and made me never want to eat crab again in my lifetime. In the new edition of Elle U.K, Miley has updated her... READ MORE

Lovable scamp and scabies distributor Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her eating a banana that is supposed to show how she sucks a dick. It’s the kind of thing that should be shown to boys in sex-ed if you... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus does so many things that would be cute if she were nine and you were an unemployed pharmacist trying to cancel out your dad relentlessly beating you because you couldn’t catch a pop up. Given she’s a 22 year... READ MORE

Lesbian beards for young women doesn’t even merit its own Craigslist STD adventure category. There isn’t much demand beyond female public relations execs who don’t want to be shunned for bringing a hetero to their Oberlin reunion. Young models... READ MORE

Bruce Jenner spent sixty years planning his coming out dress. It’s not so easy with twenty-something Hollywood girls suddenly hearing voices from Jesus and their publicists that they’re lesbians. Do I go full on Cholo pants and flannels? Wife... READ MORE

You can’t help but wonder how people select their trademarks. It’s not as if you take an extended vacation and decide this is my thing now. At least you shouldn’t, it will be obvious like when Pauly Shore decided to... READ MORE

In no way related to the fact that Miley Cyrus agreed to be part of his upcoming Netflix special, Bill Murray backed Miley Cyrus at Comic-Con from all hurtful comments she couldn’t give a shit about when naked, stoned,... READ MORE

There’s a lesson to be learned here. Women can have it all these days. Money, cock, pussy. the good weed, social media likes. Miley Cyrus just announced she’s bisexual as part of her movement to join every edgy progressive... READ MORE

At this point, Miley Cyrus just won’t stop showing off her tits. This is a real dilemma. Who here has experience here telling a 22-year old chick to put her top back on? It’s unnatural. Like asking the bartender... READ MORE