The girls with pay  for your own iPads at Jezebel wanted to remind everybody on the heels of the Very Murray Christmas special on Netflix that Bill Murray was once accused of beating his wife, by his wife, during... READ MORE

Terry Richardson and Miley Cyrus locked in a photo studio with nobody to say the word ‘gross’. Suck on this. Squat on that. Pretend you’re relocating a Syrian refugee into your twat. Why is Akram weeping? Two more hours... READ MORE

I intend to be one of those parents who doesn’t give a shit what they’re kids are up to at any given moment. The odds that they end up being meth addicts or blowing up their schools is relatively low and... READ MORE

Is it too much to call Miley Cyrus the Rosa Parks of marmoset faced sexuality? It’s hard not to find some level of admiration for Hannah Montana growing up into the poster child for mainstream pornography. Good girls are... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus received a standing ovation at the LGBT Vanguard Awards when she licked The AIDS piano to prove her epidemiological knowledge gleaned through ‘some grade school’. Miley was honored at the ceremony for her homegrown gender fluidity science.... READ MORE

I’m not clear on the rules of bar mitzvah parties, but isn’t the shiksa supposed to be the hot one? The James Franco Bar Mitzvah was a celebration of James Franco taking off a couple hours from gay baiting... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus is bringing peace to the Middle East with the use of her boyish shaped ass. Is it a coincidence that violence there has only increased? I don’t think so. Twinks confuse everyone. See how she managed to insult... READ MORE

Rumors that Miley Cyrus and Dane Cook are dating have turned out to be false with both parties concurring that the other were gross talentless hacks with voices that destroy boners. Cyrus posted some disturbing topless photos of herself... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus is overachieving. Like Rudy, if everybody agreed they would fuck Rudy if nobody else would ever find out. She can’t sing, but she’s a multi-platinum recording artist. She’s not sexy, but she’s become the go-to girl on... READ MORE

Nothing says pay no attention to the crappy music in the background like taped up, strung up, and largely revealed tits. Stop looking at my cold sores. Have you seen my tits? Last nights VMAs set a new record... READ MORE