Miley Cyrus took off her clothes for Plastik magazine. To be fair she'd take her clothes off for some chicken nuggets and some attention from an older man. How many nuggets is up to the haggle. READ MORE

Miley Cyrus got a new tattoo. Like most super chill people into body art, she shared it with tons of exclamation points and hashtags on Instagram. Cyrus noted her new tattoo was the planet Jupiter while many of the... READ MORE

It’s hard to imagine a worse job in this world than toady to Miley Cyrus. Your friends think it’s super cool, but take a really good look at your friends. Right. Cheyne Thomas who is a guy you see... READ MORE

ISIS could take out the court-side seats of any NBA game and we’d have to thank them for the herd culling we’re too cowardly to do ourselves. No, you only imagine professional ballplayers want to high five you after making... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus went looking for more outfits to give old men erections at the store before preparing to leave the country if Donald Trump is elected President. Because people have short memories they don’t recall that every four years... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus’ latest move is to go topless and lick the floor like a slutty mop. You can find girls in China to do this for eleven bucks an evening and that includes massage. This doesn’t seem like a... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus woke up the world this morning with dirty puns about Woody Allen tapping her for his upcoming Amazon TV series project. Amazon originally announced the TV project last year but once Mia Farrow’s kids stopped accusing Allen... READ MORE

Macklemore made yet another song apologizing for being a white guy in a black dominated business that rips off hip hop culture. He compared himself to Iggy Azelea and Miley Cyrus and Elvis, to name just a few horrible... READ MORE

The Miley Cyrus attention train keeps rolling on. Depending on how serious you believe she takes her own shtick, she’s either the world’s biggest self-aggrandized circus clown or she’s a genius marketer who’s found a raunchy niche that prints... READ MORE

Feminists are lauding the symbolism of female celebrities infantilized by the male dominated media culture as reckoned in Miley Cyrus’ profound new music video, BB Talk. They are neglecting to mention this video was put together by the same... READ MORE