Maxim held a party to honor their awkward selection of Miley Cyrus as the Hottest woman in the known universe. I think this is one of those times in life where you make a poor choice, realize your mistake,... READ MORE

It’s hard to keep track of whether or not Miley Cyrus is still with Hunger Games star Liam Hemsworth, because she’s just so damn hot. Look at her at Monday night’s Met Gala in New York City, proving why... READ MORE

Erin Heatherton. Jessica Gomes. Bar Refaeli. Kate Upton. Charlize Theron. Olivia Wilde. Miranda Kerr. Mila Kunis. Rosie Huntington-Whitely. Malin Akerman. Ashley Benson. Emma Stone. Zoë Saldana. Chrissy Teigen. Brooklyn Decker. Chanel Iman. Marisa Miller. Behati Prinsloo. Eva Mendes. Rashida... READ MORE

Wow, she’s even got the finger biting thing going on now. She’s in Elle. It’s official, Miley Cyrus is a grown up model. And a self-described singer. I think she’s supposed to be married soon too to the brother... READ MORE

You can’t stop the kids from growing up. It seems like just yesterday I was lying about never masturbating while watching Hannah Montana. And, now, little Hannah is all grown up into a mature semi-spastic girl in leather. I... READ MORE

My friend Jess once proposed that the definition of ‘too high’ is when you’re watching the Cartoon Network and you realize it’s been four hours since you last checked a clock. Meh, declaring Miley Cyrus ‘one of the greatest... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus is hurting with the loss of her engagement to the Hemsworth brother nobody remembers. To swallow her feelings, Miley flashed her ass crack and smoked a j in Miami. She also snuck into a 21 and over... READ MORE

Miley has a new song, a collaboration with the tattered remains of what use to be Snoop Dogs street cred called Ashtrays and Heartbreaks. It actually seems to be getting good reviews. Which means I must be missing something... READ MORE

How do you know when a celebrity is lying? When they quit Twitter because they’re sick of all the untruths. Kind of like discovering gambling in Casablanca. Just last week the spastic Miley Cyrus hunched over her MacBook Air... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus is sick of all the lies. Stop the damn lies! I am so sick of La. And sick of the lies that come with it. I didn’t call off my wedding. Taking a break from social media.... READ MORE