Miley Cyrus recently told Billboard that, among others, she considers Lil Kim and Nikki Minaj to be two of her main female musical influences, because she really thinks that she’s a black hip hop star. That’s why the daughter... READ MORE

I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that Maxim named this woman the hottest female on the planet. It was like arguing with my Uncle Ray over whether or not Paul O’Neill was the greatest baseball player ever.... READ MORE

Like most transcendent musical talents, Miley Cyrus sees her craft as an evolving art form. That shit she made a few years ago is nothing like the shit she’s making now. It’s downright embarrassing really. “Right now, when people... READ MORE

Maxim’s Hottest Woman in the Entire Fucking World caused quite a stir last night on Kimmel. She was thrusting out her tongue and flashing her ass and simulating sex with her backup dancers. It was like watching one of... READ MORE

The best moments on Jimmy Kimmel Live are when the host sends a fake reporter out to humiliate random people by asking them questions about things that aren’t true and watching them lie their asses off. His ridiculous celebrity... READ MORE

The closer Amanda gets to no-return batshit crazy, the more fun she gets. All the decent people are asking that she get help, but those people just hate good entertainment. They would have protested the gladiator fights at the... READ MORE

MySpace is apparently back with a brand new design, and the people behind it celebrated last night by throwing a party at the El Rey Theatre in Los Angeles with a bunch of really cool young people to let... READ MORE

I’m not sure what Twerking is supposed to be. I think it’s a new name for shaking your ass on the dance floor. We used to call it thumping. As in, ‘Hey, Lex, check out that hot chick thumping,... READ MORE

You wouldn’t think it kind of me if I said I prefer to see the World’s Sexiest Woman according to Maxim blocking her face with her designer handbag and flashing some of her boobs. But I’m not a kind... READ MORE

There’s nothing wrong with being the spastic bony girl with scoliosis who’s not horrible looking. Personally, I dated nothing but in high school. By senior year, I could unclasp a bra wrenched beneath a corrective back brace with a... READ MORE