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Miley’s Vagina Ruined Christmas in Atlanta, Too

December 13, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Jingle Ball concert moved along to Atlanta last night, where Miley Cyrus once again headlined with her twerking little people, a drunken pervert Santa and a whole team of backup dancers and musicians who looked like they would... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Ruined Santa for Minnesota

December 11, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus and her oddly-shaped hips headlined the Jingle Ball in St. Paul, Minnesota last night, and it was the same old stupid gimmicks for Hannah Montana’s barely-covered vagina, except this time she did it all in the name... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Performs the Nutcracker

December 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

What the hell do you tell your kids? Santa isn’t real or he is real and he’s dry humping that painted platypus you love so much onstage. Miley Cyrus spent her stage time at iHeart Jingle Balls thing dirty... READ MORE

Snooki Has Sex Toy Plans for Miley Cyrus

December 7, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Snooki thinks that she and Miley Cyrus should be best friends and have the sluttiest Christmas ever. The pint-sized Guido came to Miley’s defense saying that she sees a lot of her gnarled trollish self in Miley. Snooki believes... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus’ Beard Ruins Thanksgiving

November 29, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure why a bunch of you stopped looking at Miley’s tits or ass for any amount of time to notice her face. You might as well start twerking to her music. But some untold number of you... READ MORE

Brandi Cyrus Wants To Be Famous Now, Too

November 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Now that Miley Cyrus has made it big and is flapping her nonexistent ass cheeks all over the stage with D-list rappers, the Cyrus family is trying to elevate 26-year old Brandi Cyrus to fame, because if there’s a... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Named One Of The Least Influential Celebrities Of 2013

November 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Miley joined Dennis Rodman on GQ’s list of the least influential celebrities of 2013. The magazine, known for gripping exposes of the best moisturizer for men and ads for haute couture For Him clothing, released its list of the... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus is Missing Something

November 21, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

At some point after last night’s Jaguar F-TYPE Coupe Launch Party in Playa Vista, California, newly-single model Miranda Kerr ran into Miley Cyrus, and the two let fashion photographer Mert Alas take a quick close-up picture of them. Normally,... READ MORE

This Is So Much Better, Miley Cyrus

November 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Earlier this week, Miley Cyrus made half of the country spit out its coffee in disbelief when she told the BBC that she considers herself to be “one of the biggest feminists in the world.” Maybe that’s why she... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Tits Are Spray Painted for New Music Video

November 13, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus had about five minutes there when people weren’t talking about her being the bane of decent society so she took off her clothes for a rap video where her dulcet tones are featured. You can go look... READ MORE

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