January 6, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Imagine you’re in Vegas with the kids and you all hit the balcony section at the Britney Spears show. There you are, breaking it down to Britney’s epic dance hits, weeping to her tender ballads, when you spot Miley...
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January 3, 2014 |
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If you missed Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve on ABC on Tuesday night, you’re pretty fucking lucky, because Ryan Seacrest‘s shitshow of celebrities pretending like they give a crap about normal people was pretty terrible. However, the best...
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December 28, 2013 |
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Miley Cyrus responded to Joe Jonas’ allegations that she and Demi Lovato started him down the road to drug problems. In an interview with the New York Times, Miley admits to having introduced Joe to weed but that everything...
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December 28, 2013 |
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When she’s not bouncing her ass cheeks across the continental United States in the name of spreading Christmas cheer and maybe VD, Miley Cyrus likes to spend her downtime reminding everyone that she’s really famous and she hangs out...
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December 27, 2013 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Miley’s new music video “Adore You’ was released this morning and immediately shipped to Guantanamo where it was used to break several Jihadis who’ve been completely resilient to ten years of torture. I’m not sure if it’s the sight...
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December 24, 2013 |
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editor|
Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart famously said about porn, ‘I know it when I see it’. And he only had some dirty black and white hair pulling magazines for his foundation. I’m guessing that in 2013 I see more...
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December 17, 2013 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Miley Cyrus joined the epic battle for the right of angry feminist women to go topless in public just like men who love seeing their own nipples in store reflections do. We know how that hot button issue divides...
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December 14, 2013 |
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editor|
America’s collective genital wart, Miley Cyrus, is pretty sure MTV won’t ask her back to perform at the VMAs again. As you will no doubt recall, Miley took dirty dancing for the teens to a whole new level when...
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