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Miley Cyrus’ Biggest Fan Is Deaf

June 21, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The obsessed fan arrested for stalking musician Miley Cyrus is apparently deaf. Devon Meek is also batshit insane, a fact confirmed by police when he informed them he is a huge fan of Cyrus. Since he can’t actually hear... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus In A Red Bikini

June 19, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I despise this millennial meme about forgiving everybody’s trespasses. “Haters gonna hate” is some trumped up excuse for being lazy. Miley Cyrus needs to tell everybody, me included, fuck you on the platypus jokes and the dirty crotch ridicule,... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus is Shocking Again for the First Time

June 17, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s my complete understanding of the Miley Cyrus phenomenon. People love gender bending Puckish twinks. And by people I mean everybody is suspect. Somebody is making Miley the most popular person in the world. It’s not me, I’m pretty... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Seems All Better

May 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

After a nasty run-in with an antibiotic reaction that affects Miley Cyrus and almost one other person in this country annually, the mirthful ambassador of female empowerment is back to 100-percent crotch rubbing capacity. Although we’d all like to... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Called Bullshit On Jennifer Lawrence’s Oscars Story

May 23, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Everybody’s favorite and totally not overexposed actress Jennifer Lawrence told Seth Meyers a funny story the other night about how she threw up at an Oscars after party, and what made it even funnier and quirkier for the girl... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence Won The Oscar For Best Barfing (VIDEO)

May 23, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Everybody seems to love Jennifer Lawrence because she’s young and attractive and has no problem acting like an idiot, all in the name of being quirky and zany. She’s also an Oscar winner, so that bought her a few... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Killed The Beatles (VIDEO)

May 19, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

The strange friendship between Wayne Coyne and Miley Cyrus continued last night at the Billboard Music Awards, where the duo teamed up to let Miley screech her autotuned way through the Beatles classic “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.”... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus, a Giant, and a Midget Walk Into a Bar

May 12, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At some point in her lip-synched London concert, Miley was acting out fellatio on a giant inflatable penis, sucking a midgets latex titties, and spanking a she-beast visually foretelling of Khloe Kardashian’s future offspring.With the sound off, it’s really... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Is Cured

May 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It was touch and go there for a while with Miley Cyrus and her modestly to severely bogus medical diagnosis. You may recall Miley was on an extended hospital stay due to an intense reaction to antibiotics, you know,... READ MORE

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