It must’ve hurt Miley’s feelings that none of her 92,000 sexually deviant fucking the bear pics were hacked from the Cloud so she went and took her top off the old fashioned way, an inanely stylized European magazine spread.... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus went to an Alexander Wang after party at Fashion Week with ice cream cone pasties taped to her little nubs. Cyrus added to the ensemble some goofy glasses and weed leaf earrings, because unlike the rest of... READ MORE

World’s preeminent social satirist Miley Cyrus posted an Instagram picture of herself with a huge fat ass that looks like Nicki Minaj. Miley included the lyric “Ass so fat need a lap dance.” Minaj responded by reposting the photo with... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus is doubling down on support for the handsome homeless dude she let take her mic time at the VMA’s to discuss the plight of young people living in city shelters. Yesterday we learned that Jesse Helt had... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus’ attempt to redeem her coked up clit grinding at last year’s VMA’s fell flat when she had a homeless guy accept her Music Video award while she sat in the front row and mugged tearfully. I am... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus posted a photo to her Instagram with acne medication applied to her lip and titled it ‘Zitcream Mustache.’ Cyrus really knows how to go against the grain. She became a sex symbol who looks like the dude... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus is flooding Instagram with pictures of her new pet pig Bubba Sue, because most people have never seen a pig suckled a human teat and find the novelty endlessly hilarious. Cyrus has found that taking topless photos... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus now lets fans taste her tongue and grab her tits before and after her concert performances. In fact, you don’t need to attend the concert at all. You just hold your fifty bucks out in your hand... READ MORE

A Miley Cyrus death hoax over the weekend spread unchecked through the camp of people who have exit bags laid out to suffocate themselves to oblivion should anything happen to Miley Cyrus. Just check out fan Lauren. The mere... READ MORE

It seems like just yesterday Miley Cyrus was Turtle waxing her taint and the nameless black women who sing her songs were rehearsing for a European spectacular Bangerz musical tour. The angry midgets were being boxed and shipped, phallus... READ MORE