Patrick Schwarzenegger has been pounding Miley Cyrus for a while pro bono. At this point it makes sense to strap a billboard on her. Schwarz’s goblin headed mom has invested in an up and coming pizza chain called Blaze. This... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus posted an Instagram photo of her tits as part of the Free The Nipple campaign which seeks women’s liberation through the harmonics of one million teenage boys masturbating simultaneously. Instagram does not allow women’s nipples or versatile... READ MORE

Maria Shriver reportedly disapproves of her potentially legitimate child Patrick Schwarzenegger dating Miley Cyrus because she’s best known for getting wasted and having midgets spread her ass cheeks for screaming teens and naughty Hungarian men who remember strip clubs under Communist... READ MORE

Slut beasts Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton were seen making out at Art Basel in Miami right in front of Miley’s boyfriend baby Schwarzenegger. I wonder what bacterial plagues that live in those whorish maws did they swap? Read... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus finally found a fella that makes her smile even when she’s morning almost sober. You can’t really do better than a Schwarzengger. The way Maria and Arnold banged the shit out of everybody but each other for... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus made a powerful statement at the Art Basel show in Miami by smoking weed and drinking on stage while talking about death and banging on the piano to songs she said her friend’s cat wrote for her.... READ MORE

Lovable cum sponge Miley Cyrus got la Raza all in a tizzy after posing for pics in a sombrero and taco costume. Personally, I’d be thankful for the cultural shout out. Any time Miley embraces you and you don’t... READ MORE

Demi Lovato announced she “has nothing in common” with Miley Cyrus because she was conducting an interview and had to say something quote worthy. Cyrus and Lovato were best friends until Lovato had a nervous breakdown and was found... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus celebrated her 22nd birthday by riding a giant dick in a nightclub full of sex dolls and dildos stuck to the walls. I filled in the part where she ate enough molly to poke a hole in... READ MORE

The AIDS research group amfAR delivers the A-list celebrities for their balls around the world like no other charitable cause. You might last a short stint in the business as a Holocaust denier, but you hesitate to support The... READ MORE