Patrick Schwarzenegger doesn’t look much like his dad, maybe if his dad had taken multivitamins and tap classes instead of steroid doping and military presses. Still, you’d best look out for a dude whose dad fucked everything with a... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus is either functionally illiterate or speaks through a Google translator set to Lil’ Wayne’s Baby Mama. She’s trying really hard to be stupid or is just half this stupid and wants the rest to blend in: “da... READ MORE

Patrick Schwarzenegger might be stepping out on Miley Cyrus. He was spotted getting intimate with some random party chick in Cabo. It’s possible the couple have a hall pass relationship, with Schwarzenegger choosing ‘girls who don’t look like marmosets’ for his... READ MORE

Cum sponge and occasional singer Miley Cyrus has entered her S&M themed video for Tongue Tied to the New York Porn Film Festival.  it’s the final entertainment medium she’s yet to conquer. Like Alexander the Great, with band-aids across... READ MORE

I’m not coming to bury Miley Cyrus. I’m coming to praise her. Not her twink body and the excessive tats or how she used black magic to make Maxim designate her the best looking woman in the universe and slit... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus posted a photo of herself masturbating or just lifted an image from a random 70’s porno or pantyhose billboard and called it her own. She captioned it with: “A masturbate a day keeps the doctor away.” There’s something... READ MORE

Honesty points for Miley Cyrus. Those are about as valuable as Chuck E. Cheese redeemable prize tickets. If you’re super honest for five years straight, you might afford a ten cent plastic squirt gun. Marijuana t-shirt and free commando... READ MORE

Remember when everybody criticized Miley Cyrus for her raunchy shlock filled Bangers tour then she said, oh, boy, that really hurts, I just got wasted for a year and earned $100 million so suck the dick I’m going grow... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus thought she’d share some photos of her nose dripping blood. Madonna had some desperate cries for attention which were often lucratively rewarded. You should have given her a consultation call because real blood is not a winner. Dumb people... READ MORE

There comes a time in every Schwarzenegger boy’s life when he brings home the girl he’s fucking to remind dad that he’s not gay, that’s the other son who sides with mom. Arnold was exceedingly gracious and even wore... READ MORE