You can’t just let your Brazilian model apartment mate’s top fall down on the beach. If her tits fly out of her bikini top, she might just land herself the ideal male suitor before you do. This is like... READ MORE

I don’t need to hear a girl with an accent ask me twice ‘I’m looking for opportunities in America,’ before I know she’s a Brazilian model hoping to settle down near a body of water not overrun with plastic... READ MORE