Welcome to the Oval Orifice. Everyone’s favorite Slovenian pornstar turned international hooking sensation turned First Lady Melania Trump is the subject of rapper T.I.’s upcoming music video, and the teaser already has Melania’s team up in arms. The... READ MORE

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If Stormy Daniels seemed like marriage material to you then you absolutely deserve everything that comes along with your decision to wed a washed up pornstar. Men make mistakes, but making an honest woman out of a lady who... READ MORE

  One of the more tragic sights to take in while in Hollywood, CA is the Walk of Fame, which you can find being trampled by tweaking off-brand Dora the Explorer impersonators on a daily bases. Beneath the hobo grease... READ MORE

  The gals back at the best little whorehouse in Slovenia must be having a good chuckle at the recent antics of their most successful graduate Melania Trump, who recently trolled the world in a major way. Or did she.... READ MORE