Megan Fox hit the beach for an Elle magazine photo shoot this weekend, and it's pictures like these that make me wish I had more room for pictures on this page.  Because the originals here are enormous.  But not... READ MORE

It's been six years since the Last Tomb raider movie, because no one liked those movies and no one wanted to see any more.  The idea (side-boob plus archeology) was so dumb it shouldn’t have even been a game,... READ MORE

Two sets of Megan Fox candids showed up yesterday, one of her on the set of "Transformers 2: Universally Hated Sequel", and the other from … I have no idea, but it's her playing "Guitar Hero".  Notice she's not... READ MORE

Today is boring so far, so here are pictures of Megan Fox walking through LAX.  And since she’s licking her lips in one of them, I hope that when people think back to this post one day, they’ll remember... READ MORE

Megan Fox was another of the big stars dressed to the nines at last nights Golden Globe awards, and let me tell ya, now THOSE are some Golden Globes.  Hahahaha!  Get it?  I was referring to her breasts, which... READ MORE

I like how Megan Fox is pretending to be all innocent before going on stage at the Spike Video Game Awards last night.  As if she wasn’t about to make a billion teen boys whack off.  She-Devil.  But then... READ MORE

It's always slow in Hollywood around the holidays, and this week is looking to be no exception.  The only real story today was the American Music Awards last night, but everyone looked like hell so who cares.  Luckily there’s... READ MORE

Summer Glau would probably be the best-looking woman in the room on most occasions, but she learned a valuable lesson last night (as did Elisha Cuthbert, Sarah Shahi, Olivia Wilde, Linda Cardellini, Amber Valletta and every other woman on... READ MORE

It is with a heavy heart that I report that Megan Fox has not been cast as Wonder Woman in the upcoming feature by Warner Brothers, despite rampant internet speculation to the contrary, fueled by a surprisingly professional looking... READ MORE

These pictures of Megan Fox in this months GQ showed up yesterday, but only now are they up in high quality scans.  So these are the same pictures, but larger.  Much like how my penis is just a larger... READ MORE