Marisa Miller started this photo shoot wearing some kind of wrap, then stripped down to this kick ass bikini.  And as it turns out that was way way better.  So if anyone over there is reading this, and you're... READ MORE

I hope there are no impressionable kids from super religious families in St Barts today, because those kids aren’t supposed to drink or masturbate, and both of those things are gonna seem like an exceptionally good idea once they... READ MORE

No one loves seeing Marisa Miller in a bikini more than me, and she hit the beach again yesterday, this time with fellow Victoria’s Secret Angel Selita Ebanks.  Marisa is there all the time lately.  Makes me wonder, because... READ MORE

Marisa Miller has the perfect female body, obviously. Skinny with long hair and a little ass and big tits.  Really big.  Like, even here in the ocean, you could do a water displacement test to measure them.  And so... READ MORE

Fame has more pictures of Marisa Miller posing for the SI Swimsuit Issue in St Barts, and I have mixed emotions.  She’s amazing, of course, but even with just one set I was masturbating so hard I twisted my... READ MORE

These picture of Marisa Miller at last nights Spike Video Game Awards aren’t particularly noteworthy, and probably could have been put together with some other pictures to form some kind of Voltron-esque Super Post, but when I space them... READ MORE

These bikini pictures of Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr, Doutzen Kroes and Izabel Goulart were taken Friday, as were the ones after that of Kim Kardashian and her hot ass sister and Kristin Cavallari.  But I forgot to... READ MORE

There's a disturbing lack of Marisa Miller pictures from last nights Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, a show which is less about lingerie and fashion and more about just putting hot chicks in a bunch of crazy crap. Which doesn’t... READ MORE

Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova all got together for a Victorias Secret shoot yesterday, possibly part of the big CBS runway show that airs every December, and I'm not kidding when I say I have... READ MORE

The first 10 winners of "Americas Next Top Model" need no introduction, so I won't introduce them.  They’re all household names at this point, so it would be a waste of my time and yours to name these very successful... READ MORE