I was halfway through the Tony Awards yesterday when I realized I was watching the L.A. Gay Pride Parade. It was a spirited event. That one day a year when gay men and women in West Hollywood get to... READ MORE

I wonder what it must be like to be a chick like Maria Menounos. To come out of your mama with the destiny of looking incredibly hot your entire life. She was probably the cute girl who got all... READ MORE

Maria Menounos should be hosting a television show for straight males. While I’m sure she’s got great on-screen presence, connects well with women, and can giggle like she really means it when interviewing Snooki, her true talents are being... READ MORE

Women who try to talk sports and act like they’re “just one of the guys” are possibly the most miserable kind of people on earth to be around. I’d rather drag my tongue across Bruce Vilanch’s taint for an... READ MORE

I’ve never understood the draw of those faceless sex toys they sell for men to experience the joy of pussy without having to work or pay or beg for it. I understand the appeal of the ease of access,... READ MORE

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit,... READ MORE

Maria Menounos is from Boston, and she’s seen at Patriots and Celtics and Red Sox games all the time, and somehow that ended up with her having to host Extra yesterday in a Giants bikini. We didn’t get to... READ MORE

I often hear people talking about Maria Menounos and I can never understand why, and the pictures of her in a bikini this weekend in Miami aren’t helping. This might as well be a gallery of drivers license photos.... READ MORE

Maria Menounos played some football on Miami beach yesterday, and, I’m not sure how but her bikini bottoms kept slipping around and flashing her vagina. Does it have a wooden frame for christs sake, how does it keep sliding... READ MORE