Get out them titties. That's something akin to a pneumonic I invented to remind women struggling to succeed in the social media self-published modeling industry. You could change the lighting in your bathroom to be less Elmstreet, but nothing... READ MORE

The precise breadth of the market for women showing off in bikinis on social media remains undetermined. This chick is thirty-nine and relatively celebrity unknown but is making a strong play for aftermarket follows. The masses have accepted that... READ MORE

I grew up fantasizing that one day see Maitland Ward’s tits. She was the hottest girl on Boy Meets World. Now it seems like I see her tits more than my wife’s. Life is funny. Enjoy her big ‘ol... READ MORE

Maitland Ward is an example of a TV actress now grown past hiring age realizing they can still make money teasing their tubes on social media and attending niche live events. This is part of that New Economy people... READ MORE

The word geek used to mean you were a socially awkward Princess Leia masturbating Radio Shack sales clerk. Now it means you’re a socially awkward Princess Leia masturbating mobile app developer. The income differential has allowed the geeks to... READ MORE

Maitland Ward dressed up as a green Star Trek character to attend Comic Con. It’s odd aliens look exactly like humans except they’re green or wear a headband as their sunglasses or a shoe on their head. While her behavior would... READ MORE

Breast-famous redhead Maitland Ward has a special Valentine’s Day message for you. Namely that she’s got huge fucking tits. It’s more like Boy Meets Boner, AMIRIGHT? Behold Maitland’s chest cupids. (Egotastic) Do you like to look down hot chick’s... READ MORE

Super Bowl Sunday is a big day for girls with big yabbos to post pictures of themselves on Instagram. Nobody but your mother and your astrologist are going to look. Go ahead and try out some football themed shots... READ MORE

Two girls tickling each other’s vaginas with feathers will never be wrong. I don’t care if that Charlie Hebdo terrorist fugitive chick started tonguing Joan Rivers’ cadaver, I’d watch and throw in some cash. It starts at high school... READ MORE

I like that this chick tried on a bunch of New Year’s Eve dresses solely to see which best highlighted her spectacular boobs. Women have a thousand different bits of jargon to describe how perfect a certain dress is,... READ MORE