It only seems like common sense that if someone asks you if you ever had sex with Madonna, you would say no.  Whether you have or not is irrelevant, you’re already living with that shame, I think that's punishment... READ MORE

MSNBC says that bossy pain-in-the-ass Madonna is already, brace yourself for the shock of your life, acting like a bossy pain-in-the-ass with her new bf, New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez.  To his great credit, he's already getting... READ MORE

Is anyone else completely bored with Madonna and her attention-starved theatrics?  The grass dress she wore to a UNICEF dinner in New York last night was just the latest example of her "shocking" behavior.  Hopefully, in keeping with her... READ MORE

Ironically, even though she loves rules so much, they don’t seem to apply to Madonna, who does whatever she wants whenever she wants, and fuck anyone else if they don’t like it.  The New York Daily News says… Neighbors... READ MORE

Guy Ritchie was finally reunited with his sons Rocco and David at a London airport this morning after they were taken to New York last month to stay with Madonna.  Oh, but they weren’t alone.  Joining them was Madonnas... READ MORE

If you wanted to see jumpy video of Madonna sort of singing and pretending to play guitar in the proximity of Britney Spears, today is your lucky day.   READ MORE

Madonna played a concert at Dodger Stadium in LA last night, and the worst kept secret in town was unveiled on just the very third song, when Britney’s hot ass pranced onto stage.  People says… Madonna greeted her with... READ MORE

It makes sense that Madonna would draw up a contract telling Guy Ritchie he had to have sex with her, because of course she would, the only surprising part is that she didn’t make it legally binding.  The Sun... READ MORE

Guy Ritchie is allegedly telling council that his marriage to Madonna went from bad to worse when she started to plan their sex life, sometimes even weeks in advance, so it wouldn’t interfere with her workout routine or time... READ MORE

My admiration for Guy Ritchie is growing by leaps and bounds with every story of him calling Madonna the grizzled talentless hack she really is.  It always appeared to be a cordial enough marriage, but now stories are coming... READ MORE