Madonna is a real fashion visionary.  I bet soon we see a lot more 50-year-olds in fishnet stockings and mini skirts.   Those cottontops walking around the mall before it opens will all have on smiley face rings and canvas... READ MORE

Madonna reportedly reached an agreement during the Oscar parties to design a line of T-shirts and bodices for Ed Hardy, and all I can say is, Wow.  They are gonna make sooo much money.  If there’s one thing I... READ MORE

Much was made of how good Madonna’s skin looked at the Vanity Fair Oscar party two weeks ago, and even though it sounds like something out of Hostel, the Mirror says they know one reason why: It involves a... READ MORE

OK! magazine says that Madonna wore millions of dollars worth of jewelery last night to parties around LA after the Academy Awards, all part of her 20 year campaign to annoy every single person on earth.  To the Vanity Fair... READ MORE

It’s so uncomfortable to see Madonna trying to dress young and sexy, like she is here in this promo shot for “Hard Candy”, according to today’s Daily Mail.  It’s an old lady mostly naked except for a bunch of... READ MORE

A nude photo of Madonna, taken well before she was a music superstar and still making ends meet as a nude model, is expected to sell for at least $10,000 at Christie's auction house this weekend.  Which makes some... READ MORE

Earlier this week Madonna’s spokesperson released a statement claiming Guy Ritchie would walk away from their 8 year marriage with a settlement between 76 and 92 million dollars.  This was surprising to some considering Guy personally told the media... READ MORE

Guy Ritchie is awesome, and Madonna is a despicable human being, so needless to say him walking away from their 8 year marriage with at least 76 million dollars is the Feel Good Story of the Year.  Us magazine... READ MORE

Madonna was tromping around on stage last night in Rio in those retarded boots she wears, and of course she fell on her old ass, because those heels are 9 inches high and the elderly have trouble keeping their... READ MORE

JAY LENO IS MOVING TO PRIME TIME – In one of the more staggering Hollywood comebacks you'll ever see, Jay Leno has somehow gone from fired to promoted.  He’s already been replaced as the Tonight Show host by Conan... READ MORE