Two days ago Madonnas attorney felt the adoption of Mercy James was essentially done.  He said, “I don’t see any law in Malawi that can stop this adoption.”  So it would seem someone needs to go back to Law... READ MORE

WOLVERINE – the X-Men sequel won’t hit theatres for another month, but a nearly finished print leaked online last night around 7:30.  The source of the leak is still unknown, but I assume that Dougray Scott somehow did it. ... READ MORE

BRUNO – the first cut of the follow-up to “Borat” has received an NC-17 rating.  Maybe because of the scene where the black baby he bought arrives in a cardboard box at the airport.  Or because you can see... READ MORE

Madonna is back in Africa today to trick the government of Malawi into letting her adopt a little girl, and so far it’s going great, with Madonnas effortless charm enchanting everyone she comes in contact with. Yesterday the singer... READ MORE

This is reportedly Mercy James, the little girl in Malawi that Madonna will try to officially adopt starting Monday.  And not a moment too soon.  I don’t know what those brown smudges are all over the wall but there’s... READ MORE

ASHLEE SIMPSON – Page Six says, “Party animals-turned-parents Ashlee and Pete are having trouble … ‘(they’re) on the rocks. He is going out all the time and she's stuck at home’ ”. The story is way better if you... READ MORE

KIM KARDASHIAN –  “Everyone was laughing at her.”   Because she can’t pronounce “philanthropy”.  As you might guess, that came up when she emceed the Rush Philanthropic benefit.  There's no video, so just picture a whore playing Password.  “Phil-a …... READ MORE

Madonna’s new … whatever, that model dude who is clearly gay but she hangs out with, is 22.  She’s 50.  Brace yourself for shocking news, because he may be looking around.  The Sun UK says… Jesus was seen tenderly... READ MORE

I can’t say “brasserie” without giggling, but Guy Ritchie and Elle Macpherson spent about 4 hours having dinner at the Notting Hill Brasserie in London last night.  Hopefully Madonna has already killed herself because all she cares about is... READ MORE

TITTIES – I don’t know which college humor editor got dumped by Amanda, but matching her against Brittany in this bikini contest really can’t be considered anything other than sarcastic.  She would have a better chance playing tennis against... READ MORE