If this was a message board, the thread title for these pictures of Madonna, today in New York directing a movie called “W.E.”, would have a .gif of the word HOT with flames coming off it, to make sure... READ MORE

JULRI WATERS – is beautiful, short, Asian, has huge breasts, and parades around naked for Playboy. In other words she’s historys most perfect girl (NSFW pictures here). Easily manipulated, she asked me to mention that she and Julia Morse... READ MORE

Guy Ritchie, his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley, and his son Rocco are off the coast of Majorca today, and Guy seems cool so it’s good that he doesn’t have to deal with that mean old bitch Madonna anymore. Her body... READ MORE

Madonna of course stole adopted a little girl from Malawai last year, and this week the two of them returned for the groundbreaking of a new school for girls. Madonna is bankrolling most of this, but please don’t think... READ MORE

Madonna of course has adopted two kids from the African country of Malawi, her little boy Davie and her little girl Mercy, and now she’s building a 15 million dollar school for girls there. What a dynamite lady! Surely... READ MORE

The Sun is reporting that Madonna and her boyfriend Jesus Luz broke up yesterday and surprisingly enough it was Jesus who initiated the split, saying the difference in their age was too much to overcome. Which is sort of... READ MORE

50. MADONNAS ARMS – As she approaches the end of her life, it’s good to know she’ll die as she lived; by creeping me the fuck out. (July 27th) 49. CALL OF DUTY 2 – made 310 million dollars... READ MORE

The Tuesday morning headlines are brought to you by this guy. Either one really. MADONNA – is cheap. She made 110 million dollars last year, yet only gave $459,000 to charity. This may sound thoughtless, but keep in mind:... READ MORE

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE – ruled the weekend box office by earning 32.5M. Notice I said “earned”. You could learn a thing or two about hard work and the value of a dollar from this movie, young man.... READ MORE

Madonna played a show in Bucharest last night and got boo’d because her music is fucking terrible after lecturing the crowd about the level of discrimination in eastern Europe against gypsies. Ha. Well no wonder! What’s next, is she... READ MORE