While in Paris today for her MDNA tour, someone working for Madonna carried a machine made by Intraceuticals to her hotel room. It claims to “hydrate, lift and tighten, and improve the appearance of the skin.” So I don’t... READ MORE

If you go see Madonna during her MDNA tour, there’s at least two songs where she pretends to shoot the audience while the sound of gunfire rings out and shell casings and blood splatter across a giant LCD screen... READ MORE

Madonna, who turns 54 this summer, took her MDNA tour to Istanbul over the weekend, and mistaking the crowds polite enthusiasm for geriatric lust, she ruthlessly flashed her tit at them. If pure morbid curiosity forces you to watch... READ MORE

Madonna kicked off her MDNA tour in Tel Aviv last night, and even though she’s now 53 years old, she’s still at the top of her game. And by that I mean she’s a simple-minded cunt with no equal,... READ MORE

Madonnas much talked about and much delayed ‘MDNA’ tour kicked off tonight in Tel Aviv, and apparently the big news is that when she sings ‘Vogue’, she wears a new version of the cone bra she wore during her... READ MORE

Madonnas ‘MDNA’ was only released a week ago, and yet last night Amazon dropped the price to just $5. For the entire album. And they didn’t do it to be nice. They had to, because as you may have... READ MORE

Last week Madonna used a secret weapon to push her new album all the way to number 1 on the Billboard 200. Meaning she gave it away for free to everyone who bought tickets to her tour and for... READ MORE

Yesterday Deadmau5 went on Facebook and called Madonna a “fucking idiot” for promoting the use of ecstasy, then implied that she’s a irrelevant has-been who just parrots what everyone else says and does so people today will still think... READ MORE

Madonna introduced Avicii at Miami’s Ultra Music Festival Saturday night, and in an effort to reach out and connect with todays young people, she asked how many people in the crowd have seen “molly”, an abbreviation of “molecular”, slang... READ MORE

Madonna became famous when she released her debut album in 1983. She was 23 at the time. New York Giants wide receiver Victor Cruz was -3 at the time. This, along with the fact that she’s a mean bitch,... READ MORE