As Madonna marches ever forward into her transformation into an anorexic Chloe Webb, don’t think for a minute she’s forgotten about the world’s children. The Sound of Change concert in London over the weekend was dedicated to making the... READ MORE

You could play a great scary joke on passersby if you could get that mannequin to thrust out an arm. Imagine the horror of a grade schooler as pop star Skeletor grabs them by the neck and a voice... READ MORE

When Madonna first went to Malawi, The Material Girl agreed to build six schools in exchange for buying one Malawi baby for her display cabinet back home. But then Madonna wanted a second Malawian baby, because you really need... READ MORE

You have to give it to Madonna this time. Skeletor’s schtick has been wearing thin over recent years, from her “Ode to Impotency” Super Bowl halftime show to screaming at her fans for smoking cigarettes in an open-air venue,... READ MORE

During a soundcheck yesterday in Santiago, Chile, in an outdoor arena, and I cannot stress that part enough, Madonna threw a little hissy fit because somewhere was smoking, and her robotic, droning singing voice has to be protected from... READ MORE

Remember, a few years ago, when Madonna did some ads for Dolce and Gabbana, and later some pictures from the photo shoot got out, pictures that hadn’t gone through the Avatar-style computer effects program required to make her look... READ MORE

I got pretty excited when I heard that Madonna fell during her concert in Dallas, because I was picturing an Owen Hart type fall where she would literally die. And while it was fun to see her flail around... READ MORE

Finally there’s some good footage of Madonna during her concert at Staples Center in LA, once again using the misfortune of others to get applause for herself. This time she stopped everything to talk about Malala Yousafzai, the 14-year-old... READ MORE

Madonna was in Washington DC last night to subject yet another town to her MDNA Tour, but also to promise that she’ll strip naked if Obama is re-elected and to bore everyone with another wholly inaccurate lecture on world... READ MORE

Madonnas concert in Paris last night was special because it was in the famous l’Olympia concert hall, which has only 2700 seats, so tickets, which went for as much as $360, were only available to members of her official... READ MORE