November 8, 2018 |
crap around the web |
Robert Paulsen|
Celebrate the end of Thursday with these sexy links including Chanel Iman's nipple, Nina Dobrev's booty, and the top nude scenes from HBO Original Movies!
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September 12, 2018 |
crap around the web |
Robert Paulsen|
Head over the hump with these sexy links including Elsa Hosk’s nipples, Gabrielle Caunesil topless, and plenty of nudity on Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon! Elsa Hosk Nipples for a Clothing Brand of the Day Olivia Culpo’s Barely-There Latex Look...
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September 12, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Madonna’s offspring Lourdes Leon looks like Bella Hadid after getting fished out of a garbage disposal in these new pics making the rounds, and you’ll be happy to know that this look was part of a show at...
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April 11, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Lourdes Leon attends University of Michigan where undergrads sign an honor code to tell anybody who inquires that Madonna's daughter is like any other student.
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June 2, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
It's heartwarming when the whole disparate Madonna clan re-assemble for summer in New York. The various children from various father's and forlorn biological mothers around the planet. It's like a high school reunion where everybody there came out of,...
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August 14, 2014 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
You know, it’s entirely possible that’s just a teeny tiny French hand-rolled cigarette. I’m only saying that so Madonna and her team of mystical Kabbalah barristers won’t lay Deuteronomy claims against me in a court of law. I’m not...
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August 6, 2014 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
I hope Madonna’s magic Kabbalah bracelet saves a little hocus pocus power for keeping her daughter pure at the University of Michigan this fall. That’s where Madonna herself went for three hours before she realized happiness can’t be found...
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August 5, 2014 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Every vacation Lourdes Leon has to sit blankly on a yacht somewhere watching four cloistered minions hoist her mom out of a modified sun-crypt so she can fuck some new vaguely French boyfriend. I’m glad God gave Lourdes big...
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August 17, 2013 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Madonna had a good run. She made a shit ton out of precious few natural resources. She’s like Hong Kong. But now she needs to turn the chieftain stick over to her daughter Lourdes. Lourdes has tools her mother...
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