While attending summer day camp at YMCA with my fellow dirty white trash Appalachian hill children, I innocently showed a girl some scratch I got on my middle finger. While doing so I extended the finger beyond my other... READ MORE

Yeah baby open that throbbing chasm. If you mostly know the Kiwi singer Lorde for her chart-topping music, then feel free to share all of your Tumblr Jack Skellington fan art in the comments below. If not, my hope... READ MORE

Corrections and clarifications: In the article “Lena Dunham Single” we mistakingly identified Jack Antonoff as a man. He is in fact a strong powerful woman. Thanks for your understanding. So, yeah, Lena Dunham can now hunker down with her... READ MORE

Lorde (not the Lord) announced she's joining in the Roger Waters, Javier Bardem, and hordes of tres chic entertainers' anti-Israel boycott, because she can't live with occupation of the West Bank.

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Elevated Hot Topics cashier Lorde publicly apologized for comments she made comparing Taylor Swift's fame to an autoimmune disease. A moment of clarity for those suspecting Swift was an autoimmune disease all along.

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Nick Jonas is pretending he’s straight again by having himself photographed leaving places with Kiwi singer Lorde. It’s 2016, you can totally be a dude who loves dudes and no one gives a shit, least of all the leather jackets... READ MORE

I was with Jennifer Lawrence when she labeled everybody sex criminals for whacking to her hacked photos. It seemed harsh, but backing her felt like I was finally striking a blow for sexism. Also, my best chance to get... READ MORE

I remember being a teenager and looking at some 30-something and thinking, you don’t get me, you don’t get us, you’re time is passed, old man. I didn’t really think like a cheaply written multicultural gang member in the... READ MORE

Probable one-hit-wonder Lorde took a swipe at the teen creatures manufactured in the Disney star machine. In an interview with GQ she was asked if she worried about getting famous at such a young age. She said that because... READ MORE