According to an inside source almost certainly Lindsay Lohan’s publicist, the red-headed eternally drunk Freshman girl is going to write a tell-all book that is going to blow the roof off of something. According to the unnamed, anonymous, and... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan posted a bikini pic to Instagram where she looks like a legit nine, minus a point for the scabies bites. The heavy shadows help to obscure a plethora of bruises, gashes, knife wounds, shrapnel scars, skin grafts... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s plan to escape the tabloid press by moving to Europe seems to be going well. I’ve only seen her seventeen times in the past three days, documenting her every step and bowel movement. All the news outlets... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan was the guest of honor at The White Party in Austria where they still know Lindsay as the girl who miraculously played both twins in the same scene in The Parent Trap. Only now she has tits... READ MORE

Childhood trauma, drinking, drugs, anorexia, prison, failed careers. These are among the things that simply can’t keep the Lohan sisters down. Those two chin-up girls donned some ill fitting bikinis for their respectively awkward shaped bodies and hit the... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s desire to remain out of the spotlight off the gossip columns continues to be thwarted by her rather strong desire to fall down in public and promote her tits off on social media. It’s like watching the... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s slide rule calculations proved a little off in her effort to achieve beyond-camera distance on her rented boat in Italy. Lindsay didn’t want anybody to see her making out with what everyone is calling her new boyfriend... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan announced she’s moving to London because they don’t have TMZ on TV there, just thoughtful news and music programming. “It feels really good to be able to turn on the TV and not see everything be about... READ MORE

I’m sure Lindsay Lohan has an explanation for the cuts and nasty bruises on her legs. I’m sure it’s nothing close to the truth, which to be fair, she probably doesn’t remember. Lindsay turned 28 yesterday, which completely fucked over... READ MORE

With all the disturbing  allegations against Terry Richardson, the creepy fashion photographer wants to be clear on one thing: he didn’t bone Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay has made such suggestions in the past about post-shoot coitus.  Just because you made a few... READ MORE