Officially Lindsay Lohan has been in 4 different drug rehabs (she checked into Wonderland on 1.17.07, Promises on 3.28.07, Cirque Lodge on 8.6.07, and UCLA on 8.2.10) but it’s 5 if you count when she entered Pickford Lots on... READ MORE

This is the first time Lindsay Lohan has worn a SCRAM bracelet for the third time, so obviously pictures of this amazing event will cost a pretty penny. You only do something for the third time once. There’s no... READ MORE

Instead of spending the weekend in jail where she belongs, Lindsay Lohan was free to do whatever she wanted. It was almost as if she never got caught doing coke while on probation. But she still has her hearing... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan should still be in jail tonight, and by that I mean she should still have about 20 days left from when she was given a 90 day sentence back in July. And then 90 days in rehab.... READ MORE

The best thing about Lindsay Lohan being taken into custody today is that, this time, the pussy LA County Sheriff can’t let her out early. As People magazine reported… “Ms. Lohan cannot be released early because this isn’t a... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan failed two consecutive drug tests just two weeks after conning her way out of rehab, so this morning she’s in court to face a judge for violating her parole. She arrived just about 30 minutes ago, at... READ MORE

The Lindsay Lohan probation drama began because Lindsay was arrested, twice, for a DUI and possession of cocaine, among other things. She was placed on probation, which she violated several times. So now she’s on probation for violating that... READ MORE

As part of her probation, Lindsay Lohan isn’t allowed to drink or use drugs, so when she failed a drug test last week, many thought nothing had changed. But then, unlike in the past when she pretended to be... READ MORE

Okay before we get to the new story, read this next quote as it there’s an echo and a white fog around it because we’re flashing back one month ago, back, to August 20th… “Doctors treating Lindsay Lohan at... READ MORE

I don’t know why I let myself get excited over stuff like this anymore, because it never works out the way I want it to (rape-filled) but it’s entirely possible that when the judge formally revokes Lindsay Lohans bail... READ MORE