Believe me, I know. How many times have we heard, “Lindsay Lohan is in big trouble.” Yet she get’s out of it, every single time. The courts and sheriff have given her a free pass to do whatever the... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan has patiently tried to explain to us that she’s a sweet little angel and everyone is mean to her all the time for no reason, and yet we did nothing, and now it’s happened again. This time... READ MORE

On October 22nd, Judge Elden Fox went against all common logic and the recommendation of the Los Angeles DA by sending Lindsay Lohan to rehab instead of jail for repeatedly violating her probation after a DUI back in… I... READ MORE

TRON – easily won the weekend box office with $43.6 million, which was disappointing considering Disney thought it would make at least 50, but not disappointing considering this movie sucks. (deadline) LINDSAY LOHAN – has moved to a new... READ MORE

Dina Lohan says that her loser daughter is “deeply hurt” after an episode of Glee “went overboard” in making fun of Lindsay, simply because she’s a complete fuck up who chose to get drunk and high every day for... READ MORE

There’s a picture everywhere today (uncensored full size copy here), purportedly showing Lindsay Lohan topless in a promo for Inferno, a movie that never really existed but one that she got fired from anyway. In reality, the picture shows... READ MORE

To recap, Lindsay Lohan was supposed to make a big comeback in the movie Inferno, a bio-pic of 70’s porn star Linda Lovelace. The movie was all set to go, except that it doesn’t own the rights to the... READ MORE

Way back in December of 2006, Lindsay Lohan sent out a drug fueled text telling other celebrities that they should sue the tabloids for defamation of character, even though she doesn’t know what that means. “Let’s sue the tabloids... READ MORE

Last night on Glee, Gwyneth Paltrow played a substitute Spanish teacher who tries to relate to the students by working Lindsay Lohan references into her lesson plan. Specifically about what a screw-up she is, by asking things like, “how... READ MORE

BATTLE OF LOS ANGELES – has reportedly exceeded studio expectations in a huge way, and now it finally has a full trailer. Here is a cap of what I guess is the monster or alien or whatever. But you... READ MORE