The bad news for Lindsay Lohan is that she apparently committed several different violations of her probation during her stay at the Betty Ford center. The good news is that it never seems to mater how many laws she... READ MORE

JAKE GYLLENHAAL AND TAYLOR SWIFT – broke up, and now that vindictive psychopath will no doubt try to embarrass him in one of her songs. “And people wonder why I’m gay,” Jake will no doubt say to himself. (us.com)... READ MORE

It would be easy to say that Lindsay Lohan had been out of rehab for less than 24 hours before violating her probation, but to be fair, that’s not true, because she was still in rehab when she violated... READ MORE

Earlier it might have sounded like I was blaming Sam Ronson for Lindsay Lohans problems. Far from it. Sam isn’t the one who’s a dysfunctional drug addict. In fact she’s respected and successful. The point was that Lindsay Lohan... READ MORE

Let’s be perfectly clear: Lindsay Lohan is white trash, granted it’s white trash with very nice tits. White trash often has the nicest tits for some reason, or maybe it’s just that they’re the ones who let you see... READ MORE

Earlier it was reported that Lindsay Lohan was staying in rehab another week because she was so committed to her recovery, but now there’s a story that’s so shocking, I’m scared to touch my monitor, for lightning bolts might... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan was court ordered to stay in rehab until January 3rd, so she could leave today if she wanted too, but for some reason, probably because she’s still negotiating with the paparazzi for her first pictures, she now... READ MORE

PETE POSTLEHWAITE – died last night, from cancer. He was 64, and made his career by looking 64 for the past 20 years while being the best actor in movies like the Usual Suspects, Inception, and the Town. Called... READ MORE

Just to set the stage here, Lindsay Lohan has broken 8,000 laws but always gets away with it because the judges and sheriff in LA are complete pussies who simply refuse to enforce the law in any way or... READ MORE

Dawn Holland is the former Betty Ford employee who confronted Lindsay after she went to a bar and broke curfew, so TMZ paid Holland $10,000 for an interview (a confidentiality violation that has since gotten her fired) to describe... READ MORE