Just one post ago I thought Lindsay Lohan was on the verge of losing her livelihood, but I had forgotten about her frivolous lawsuits. Luckily she just filed one against Pittbul, Ne-Yo, and Afrojack for–brace yourself–defamation of character, because... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan spends a lot of time going to bars and parties and taking trips to New York and surfing these days, basically everything but doing her community service and acting. But E! says she was at least up... READ MORE

After the story broke yesterday about a video showing Lindsay Lohan buying not drugs, she went to Mr. Chow in a see thru shirt with no bra, and even though showing her tits usually cheers her up, she was... READ MORE

X17 taped Lindsay Lohan on the street outside a bar in Venice Beach yesterday, and they say she was having a conversation (about drugs), inspecting something (drugs) in a ziploc bag, then handing (drug) money to the (drug dealer)... READ MORE

On July 21, a judge called Lindsay Lohan into her courtroom because she was ignoring the conditions of her probation (oh, gosh, no way), and what seemed to bother the judge most was that she hadn’t bothered to sign... READ MORE

When you’re a famous actress, if someone like Coldplay has a concert, not only would you get “kick ass” seats, but you wouldn’t even have to pay for them. They’d be a gift from the lead singer, because your... READ MORE

I used to think the producers of the John Gotti movie (including Stuttering John) were poser retards who had no idea what the fuck they were doing. But it turns out their website plays the Madonna song ‘Hollywood’, which... READ MORE

When Lindsay Lohan did this interview with Life and Style a few weeks ago, the second line of the article said LIndsay lived in a, “$2.25 million 3,000-square-foot pad in Venice Beach, Calif.” And today when she was in... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan was called into court this morning because, brace yourself, she’s been ignoring the judges orders and blowing off her community service. As you may remember, this is the exact same thing she did last time she was... READ MORE

Look, you hate Lindsay Lohan, I hate Lindsay Lohan, and everyone knows she’s still the same spoiled cunt she’s always been and she’s never gonna have any semblance of a career in Hollywood again, but for some reason she’s... READ MORE