Lindsay Lohan was at some party for ‘Saints Row: The Third’ last night in Hollywood, and you can now scratch “mouth” and “hands” off the list of ways you might still let Lindsay Lohan get you off. Obviously “vagina”... READ MORE

Despite all the tough talk, it was abundantly clear from the very beginning that the John Gotti movie with John Travolta and Lindsay Lohan was never anything but a publicity stunt and the producer had no idea wtf he... READ MORE

Just last week it was mentioned that Lindsay Lohan has essentially done none of the community service she was assigned by a judge as part of her probation. And instead of keeping her pledge to prove everyone wrong and... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan was called into court back in July because, brace yourself, she hasn’t been fulfilling the obligations of her probation, including the 480 hours of community service she was ordered to complete. If that sounds familiar it’s because... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan is like Mayhem in the Allstate commercials, except instead of being the smartest raccoon she knows or making sure this stays a 10, she just gets drunk and hits people. In this case innocent bystanders and waitress... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan hosted a party for Lovecat magazine at the Standard hotel in New York last night, and nothing says you’re still a big star quite like hosting a party for a magazine that I doubt actually exists on... READ MORE

Oh. Oh never mind. I think I see what’s going on now. (image source of lindsay yesterday after getting her hair done for 6 hours at byron and tracey in beverly hills = splash and fame) READ MORE

There’s no reason to think Ali Lohan might have a potentially life threatening eating disorder, unless you’re judging her just based on her weight and general appearance. Which seems pretty superficial of you. You’re a real jerk, you know... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan wasn’t invited to the MTV Video Music Awards this year (which is amazing considering that she actually hosted the movie awards in 2004) and so the closest she can get to any real celebrities these days is... READ MORE

The rule is that it’s rude for a female guest to wear white to a wedding, the only possible exception being if the outfit won’t take away from the bride by being too sexy and as long as it... READ MORE