President Obama places too heavy a tax burden on people listed in Forbes magazine as millionaires when they may in fact only be nine hundred thousandaires. Theres no point in denying it. We all know its true, and the... READ MORE

Was the phone call that Lindsay Lohan made to her father, Michael, while she fought back tears and fought with her mom, Dina, this morning, recorded and turned over to TMZ? Of course it was. Why wouldn’t it be.... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan was out drinking with her mom last night, a Tuesday, until about 7am this morning, and that’s actually the least fucked up part of this entire story. After that, they were driven back to the Lohan house... READ MORE

A teaser trailer for ‘The Canyons’ has finally been released, Lindsay Lohans first movie since ‘I Know Who Killed Me’ in 2007 (unless you count her bit part in ‘Machete’). The movie is set in current day, but the... READ MORE

Surveillance video is the only way we ever see Lindsay Lohan on TV anymore, so thankfully the NYPD has released the video from the hotel where she ran into someone on the sidewalk while parking her car. She clearly... READ MORE

Millions of people have said they’d like to kill Lady Gaga at some point, but they didn’t mean it literally, and it’s usually after hearing one of her songs or seeing Perez Hilton. But now some people might mean... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan has been arrested for another car accident, but it’s different from when she drove into the back of a car in July or into the back of a truck in June. This is more like when she... READ MORE

If you add it all up, Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 241 days in jail for her various crimes, but California sucks so she only served 6 percent of that (a grand total of 14 days, 6 hours... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan tweeted a picture yesterday saying, “Birkin. Mac Computer. Chanel and a jet. Never quit fighting to live your dreams. God Bless.” And I never realized mac’s were some opulent display of luxury, but it’s probabaly the one... READ MORE

You know that Senator from Hawaii who had his arm shot off in WWII an instant before he threw a grenade at the Nazi’s, so he crawled over to his severed arm, took the live grenade from what used... READ MORE