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Lindsay Lohan is an actual prostitute now

January 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In hindsight, to be fair, just because a manager arranges to send a girl on dates with strange men doesn’t mean the girl is a prostitute. They’re sometimes called “escorts” or “sex workers”. Now we know why Lindsay Lohan... READ MORE

Lindsay is being framed for trashing a trailer. Again.

December 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Just like when someone (not her of course) trashed her trailer on the set of ‘Liz and Dick’, someone trashed Lindsay Lohans trailer on the set of ‘Scary Movie 5’, and then made it look like she did it.... READ MORE

Lindsay clogged the toilets on the set of ‘Scary Movie’

December 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I don’t actually believe any of this, but Lindsay Lohan is a mean selfish bitch so screw her. Lohan clogged the toilet in her trailer, which prompted all the other bathrooms on the movie’s Atlanta lot to stop working... READ MORE

Lindsay can be hired for private parties now

December 18, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

This seems unlikely even for her, but the New York Post says you can hire Lindsay Lohan to appear at your next wedding, birthday, corporate event, or any other event that you want to have clumsily robbed. Page Six... READ MORE

a strip club will pay off Lindsays debt

December 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Scrores strip club in New York is offering to pay the $16,000 Lindsay Lohan owes on her storage locker, which will be put up for auction if she can’t pay, and the rent on her house in Beverly Hills... READ MORE

Lindsay had her probation revoked, is free to go

December 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan had her probation (the one she got for robbing that jewelry store) revoked this morning at a hearing accusing her of lying to police after her car crash in June. So someone should tell her that when... READ MORE

Lindsay could go to jail for 8 months tommorrow

December 12, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan will be back in court tomorrow for lying to the police after her car crash in June, which violated her probation, and faces up to 245 days in jail. Which she won’t get. Because she never does.... READ MORE

Lindsay can’t pay her rent

December 11, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Remember earlier this year, when Lindsay Lohan rented an astoundingly expensive house in Beverly Hills, even though it was pretty obvious to the entire world that she’d never be able to pay that rent? Well she can’t pay the... READ MORE

Lindsay is selling her old clothes for cash now

December 8, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Or more accurately, Ali Lohan is selling Lindsays old clothes for cash now, because the IRS seized Lindsays bank accounts, and she’s too uppity to do it herself. Radar Online reported Friday that Lindsay Lohan sent sister Ali to... READ MORE

nothing is ever Lindsay Lohans fault, part 72

December 5, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

After it was reported yesterday that the IRS seized Lindsay Lohans bank accounts to collect unpaid taxes, she was quick to blame everyone else and say none of this is her fault, which was a real surprise unless you’ve... READ MORE

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